Please Help Me Fix My Ear

OK, So my ear didn't get fixed last night while I was sleeping. Now they're talking about a clothespin, or surgery or returning me as defective. What can I do?  Any suggestions will be appreciated ... good ones will get you licked on the lips.

Here we go hiking again.

Natural rain water...they should bottle this stuff.

I took this picture of my Daddies on our hike today.