This morning I was laying in the sun on the grass and daddy Frank was washing his car, something Daddy Leon usually does. And he had the hose spraying the car to get it all wet.
Well, as much as I love swimming, I DON'T like the hose.
Daddy Frank was spraying the car and some of the spray got me right in the face.
I got up and moved to the other side. I know the difference between accidentally and on purpose. If Daddy Frank had sprayed me on purpose, that would be mean (unless it was bath time, and well, Woof, springing a bath on me is pretty mean, if you want the truth).
If Daddy Frank or Daddy Leon sprayed me with the hose on purpose, I would be very Woofin' upset. It would make me feel bad. I would take it personalbly. You know, like they were doing something mean to me cuz they were mad at me or they were just being mean.
But when I get sprayed by accident, I just get up and move. It wasn't Daddy's fault, and it wasn't the water's fault.
Daddy sprayed the other side of the car and sure enough, I got spritzted in the face again. You gotta watch them hoses. That's annoying. So I just got up and moved a little farther away. The sun was nice and warm and I like watching Daddy work. But I didn't take it personalbly.
Now if Daddy Leon was washing the car and accidentally sprayed Daddy Frank, Daddy Frank would probably swear and say, "Hey, watch what you're doing!" Like he would take it too personalbly. Like if something falls and he has to pick it up. It's like gravity did it on purpose to make him bend down.
Now if I dropped the ball or a stick, I would just pick it up and move on. I wouldn't get upset or blame gravity. That's what gravity is for, don'tcha know.
Yeah, Daddy Frank should be more like me.
People should be more like dogs.
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